I’m going to feature some pieces and guest posts further exploring contemporary deities. If you’ve got one to suggest, please write to me at literatahurley at gmail.

One of my favorite examples of a ha-ha-only-serious approach to religion is Weasel Wicca, self-described as “a toon trad.” While this is not just about a single contemporary deity, I think it is a great instance of the contemporary understanding of Eris (or Discordia, goddess of chaos) that has emerged in the last half-century. There are also Discordianism and the whole meta-schema of Chaos Magic, but those are both too big for me to tackle here, so I’ll stick to Weasel Wicca for now.

On the other hand, the description of Weasel Wicca does mention Galanthus, saying she was turned into a weasel for lying to Juno. I didn’t find any examples of this myth on a quick search, so maybe a reader can enlighten me: was this an old myth that is seldom mentioned, or is it a new myth? Either way, Galanthus might count as a contemporary deity.

The most interesting thing about Weasel Wicca, though, is that it is in fact a well-thought-out approach to Wicca; it has a myth of its own and a thoroughly adapted ritual, with the major Wiccan components easily recognizable but also uniquely reinterpreted: invoke East by squeezing the squeaky toy, invoke South by hiding the matches, and so on.

Weasel Wicca also perfectly captures the attitude of every person I’ve ever met who lived with a ferret. The trad is designed for them, and as such I think it’s a great example of how we adapt and invent myths and rituals to suit our times and circumstances.

In that spirit, grab some holy Fhood and Bhooze, or not, and with the acceptance that “reality can always use a little bending,” as Weasel Wicca puts it, let’s talk about contemporary deities.

2 thoughts on “Contemporary Deities: Eris and Weasel Wicca

  1. I think I know just the Tarot deck for Weasel Wicca. The sample cards pictured on the site are missing two of my favorites: Justice which features a blindfolded ferret holding a scale with a second ferret pushing one side of the scale, and Temperance which has an angelic emerging from a cloud holding a banner that reads “Moderation” while two more ferrets are rolling around, pointing at the angel and laughing. It should be noted that the the blindfolded ferret in Justice has the blindfold shoved up exposing one eye, so that both ferrets in the image are cheating.

    1. That’s hilarious and perfect. I love the descriptions of those cards. In fact, so many good reinterpretations of the Major Arcana are part of what makes Tarot such a useful and interesting tool to me.

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