Time for some Friday fun! Image here, text version below. Colored squares are for bonus points: if someone uses both arguments in a particular color, give them a gold star for lack of intellectual consistency.
| That’s not a real religion. It’s too new! | We gave you some rights, don’t ask for more. | Nobody ever complained before. | You don’t really believe that. | You’re going to curse me! |
| There are too few of you to accommodate. | You worship nature and hate humans! | You’re going to have orgies and sacrifice babies! | Your gods aren’t real. | You haven’t heard me tell you about Jesus yet. |
| The occult makes people possessed! | If you don’t want to pray you can just stand quietly. | You’re restricting my rights! | You’ve got a victim mentality. | Fortune-telling is just a scam. |
| You just invented holidays to get time off. | You worship the devil! | You’re rebelling against your parents. | We’ll pray the way the majority wants. | Make me understand your religion before I respect it. |
| You’re stupid for believing in magic. | You invented a goddess because you’re all lesbians. | You’re just worshiping the real God under a different name. | You’re not a real religion without a book. | Polytheism (or animism) is so primitive! |
Many thanks to Grafton for help with the images. Hat tip to Anti-feminist bingo, which I used as a model.
Extra points for getting both ‘stupid for believing in magic’ and ‘you’re going to curse me!’.
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“You’re not a real religion without a book.”
Got that one from my brother more than a few times.
I have stopped discussing religion with my father since I have checked about six boxes off on that with him.
I’m sorry for that – but I understand what it can be like. Hope this mostly makes you laugh.
Love it!
Thanks! I try to channel my sarcasm creatively. 🙂